5 pic story

One day I got up out of bed and made my mum some pasta. I know pasta for breakfast? My mum’s weird like that. So I casually made it using that woman off TVs recipe for pasta, yes its homemade I’m not going to buy some mass produced fatty pasta am I? My mum is already obese! So back to the story I got on my amazing bike which I called graham and cycled down to the pumpkin field because that was one of the things that I needed. I got there and chose the biggest best pumpkin ever! It was at least 10ft tall! And on top of it was a small lizard that spoke... it said to me in a deep voice “hello... my name is Jeremy the small lizard...” so naturally I fell off graham and landed face first into a fat pumpkin!  The lizard started counting randomly... one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine ,ten ,eleven ,twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen ,seventeen ,eighteen ,nineteen, twenty, twenty one, twenty two, twenty three ,twenty-four, twenty five, twenty six, twenty seven, twenty eight, twenty nine, thirty....so  instead of asking how he could speak or why he was on a pumpkin I asked “why did you stop at thirty?” instead of replying he gave me a backstage pass to a big black building over the road. So I ripped it up went home and made the pasta for my mum with all the pumpkin goodness.But then i realized it was all a dreamand i woke up and went to school the usual time and i saw my friend jenny who was a master pumpkin carver."Sup Jenny", "yo" she replied we walked to lessons together everyday and this time we though 'sack it' and we just went out of school and went for a quiet little walk around town. we where laughing and giggling t the pumpkin next to us when the police came over and stopped us "why are you not in school" we shrugged our shoulders. We got put in jail for 8 months for not going to school. S if one of your friends says to you lets go out of school say NO!

Mountain climing

On April 25, 2003, Aron Ralston Fell down a hole and had to cut his arm off because it was trapped under a rock so and he got out and thy made a film about it called 127 hours